POO BALL
SPOILER ALERT
lore content
lore content
POO BALL is the antagonist and boss in speed's adventure 2.
Behavior
speed's adventure 2
POO BALL is the only boss in the game, being fought in its arena.POO BALL picks attacks at random:
• square toss - Summons squares resembling part of its nested-square design that bounce around the screen from the borders before disappearing into them.• explosion - Explosions appear transparently around the player a second before exploding.
• bouncer - Large gradiented (brown-orange) squares bounce from the floor, moving from one side to the other. A bolt variant (brown-purple) bolts down instead and moves faster. Rare chance that both appear simultaneously.
• swipe - Crescents appear from the screen sides and dash to the other side at the player's height.
• pulse - Random numbers of crescents pulse out of POO BALL. Chance for individual crescents to point at the player.
• spin-up - POO BALL shoots a line of crescents while spinning up. Chance for individual crescents to point at the player.
These attacks can appear after crossing the 50 HP benchmark:
• Down - POO BALL moves down.• quad shooter - Crescents shoot out in four directions around it while the pattern rotates.
• fake-out - Similar to above, but denser and rotates faster. Doesn't deal damage.
Dialog
contains swearing
| HP milestone | Dialog | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 100 | HOW'D YOPU KNOW HOW TO HURT ME DID THAT NENBIGN THING TELL YOU?!?⁇⁇⁇ 𑩵𑩵𑩵𑩵𑩵𑩵𑩵𑩵 | POO BALL starts at 101 HP. Dialog plays regardless of whether you ever spoke to GAHFHBDIGFHRIF"OHF MAKE NENBIGN PAGEIUFHEWIGFWEGHFHEW before the boss fight. |
| 93 | THIS BOSSFIGHT IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP | |
| 90 | MAYBE A SPONSOR ISNT NECESSARY::: KILLING YOU IS!!! | |
| 84 | ow | |
| 78 | goog... wait why did i say that im supposed to hate goog!!! | |
| 70 | goog... wait why did i say that why am i repeating the same line | References the fact that the same dialog was pasted again. Only the last line was changed. |
| 67 | HAHAHAHAHHA SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i mean you know youre in violation of the ℙ𝕆𝕆 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕪 right? ...if you even care about that | References the six-seven meme. |
| 57 | ho⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉⚉ | |
| 50 | what? ⏹𝙔oure actually 𝗱𝗿𝗱𝗿aini𝗻𝗴 y hp | |
| 45 | 45 | |
| 40 | ford 40 | |
| 35 | BOSSFIGHT SPONSORED BY RODLEV | rodlev was the game's only playtester. |
| 25 | quarter hp... fuck... | |
| 16 | can we make a deal later? no?? | Mentions the deal after the boss fight. |
| 10 | spare me at least!!! | |
| 5 | ... |